This is one of those times, though most of the joke is right there in the headline:
CIA-Leak Scapegoat Still At Large
Early in the investigation, the Justice Department ruled out several top Bush advisors, including Karl Rove - news that came as a relief to many citizens.Hee!
"I'm glad to hear they ruled out Karl Rove," said Janet Manning, a nurse from Davenport, IA. "I'd hate to have the scapegoat be someone highly placed. It should be someone of substantial position - otherwise, he won't deflect enough blame - but on the other hand, if they cast someone too close to Bush as the scapegoat, suspicion of the administration will be raised, rather than displaced. It would do more harm than good."
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