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Wednesday, April 07, 2004

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FROM: THE DESK OF HON. ALFONSO GAGLIANO

MINISTER OF PUBLIC WORKS DOMINION OF CANADA.



STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL.



DEAR SIR,



I KNOW THIS PROPOSAL WILL COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE EXPECIALLY WHEN YOU DO NOT KNOW THE WRITER CONDSIDERING THE HUGE SUM OF MONEY INVOLVED WHICH COULD MAKE ANY APPREHENSIVE. LET ME START BY INTRODUCING MY SELF TO YOU, I AM ALFONSO GAGLIANO, MINISTER FOR PUBLIC WORKS IN THE DOMINION OF CANADA. I SAW YOUR CONTACT DURING MY PRIVATE SREACH AT THE INFORMATION CENTER HERE IN CANADA CHAMBER OF COMMERCE AND INDUSTRY AND I WANT TO BELEIVE THAT YOU WILL BE VERY HONESTY, COMMITED AND CAPABLE OF ASSISITING IN THIS BUSINESS VENTURE.



FIRSTLY, LET ME EXPLAIN THE SOURCE OF THIS FUNDS AND WHAT YOU ARE EXPECTED TO DO. THEIR IS THIS OUR GOVERNMENT MONEY THAT WE WANT TO TRANSFER OUT OF OUR GOVERNMENT ACCOUNT AND THE SAID AMOUNT WORTH [$70.M ] SEVENTY MILLION USD.



BASED ON THE MANAGEMENT UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF OUR BOARD OF DIRECTORS ARE MAKING ARRENGEMENTS FOR THE FUNDS TO BE CHANNELD INTO YOUR ACCOUNT AS ONE OF OUR FEDERAL GOVERNMENT ADVERTISING CONTRACTORS.



IT IS BASED ON THIS THAT WE HAVE CONTACTED YOU TO STAND AS OUR PARTNER SO THAT THE MONEY WILL BE RELEASED AND PAID INTO YOUR ACCOUNT AND ALSO ALL THE DOCUMENTS AND PROOF TO ENABLE YOU GET THE FUNDS HAVE BENN CAREFULLY WORKED OUT AS WE HAVE SECURED FROM DIFFRENT OFFICES CONCERNED FOR THE SMOOTH TRANSFER TO YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT. IT HAS BEEN AGREED THAT THE OWNER OF THE ACCOUNT WILL BE COMPENSATED WITH 20% OF THE REMITTED FUNDS. WHILE WE KEEP 75% AND 5% WILL BE SET ASIDE TO OFFSET THE EXPENSES AND PAY THE NECESSARY TAXES.



IF THIS PROPOSAL SATISFIES YOU, PLEASE REACH US ONLY BY EMAIL FOR MORE INFORMATIONS.



YOURS FAITHFULLY,

ALFONSO GAGLIANO.
(edited to add my oh-so-clever title)

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