Revolutionary Moderation

Canada medal count



One!



I keep hearing I'm supposed to be upset about this, but this is the summer games. Is there curling? No? Then who cares?



We have six kids on our Idol show who played instruments to go along with an amazing rendition of Canadian Railroad Trilogy. American Idol could never have pulled that off. Plus, they probably don't even know the words to the Lightfoot classic. Take that, American Olympic team!



So, to recap:



One! Which is okay by me.



edited to add: Two! Add trampoline to Canada's synchronized diving medal. Thank goodness the Olympic rules allow countries to make shit up, when they can't win any real events.