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Friday, October 17, 2003

News of the future



As I considered the previous post last night (read it first!), I thought, what leaks should we expect in the future?



"The President is not taking the Plame outing seriously", said a senior intelligence official on Monday, speaking on the condition of anonymity.

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An administration official close to the President reports on Tuesday that the Plame investigation proceeds apace, and it has been discovered already that she may have eaten several kittens and puppies, at the behest of the CIA Director.

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"We may never find the leaker *coughROVEcough* in the administration", an unnamed intelligence official cryptically said Wednesday.

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On Thursday, a senior administration official claimed that "George Tenet can kiss my pasty white ass."

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Intelligence officials leaked Friday that Karl Rove's dad sucks dick for coke, and that Mr. Rove may have been raised by squirrels.

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Saturday, an unnamed State department official, cabinet member, and former general said "If I have to stop this car, you kids are going to be sorry!"
Thus ends the news cycle.

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