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Wednesday, December 04, 2002

Fox to investigate henhouse thefts

Why was Henry Kissinger named to head the investigation into 9/11 intelligence failures? Stephen Colbert, on tonight�s The Daily Show, summed it up:

Henry Kissinger is the natural choice to head this investigation. � Look at his record. If you want to investigate an assault on a democracy, who better to head it than the man who instigated the overthrow and assassination of the democratically elected leader of Chile in 1973? Who better to look into a secret attack than the man who secretly bombed Cambodia? And in general, who better to investigate the failures of US intelligence on behalf of the American people than the man who successfully kept the American people completely in the dark about US intelligence? Plus, he had sex with Shirley MacLaine.

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