Revolutionary Moderation

Speaking of FOX "News"



There only seems to be one voice of dissent on FOX now, and that voice can normally be heard reflecting on the tastiness of deep-fried and sugared batter. Mmmmm.... doughnuts.



Last night's episode of The Simpsons featured a FOX News broadcast :



(dismissively)"And here's the Democrat candidate." "I have a name!" "I'm sure you do, comrade." Included in the crawl (the ticker at the bottom of the screen):



Pointless news crawls up 37%... Do Democrats cause cancer? Find out more at foxnews.com... Rupert Murdoch: Terrific dancer... Dow down 5000 points... Study: 92% of Democrats are gay... Oil slicks keep seals young, supple... JFK posthumously joins Republican Party... Dan Quayle: Awesome... Ashcroft declares breast of chicken sandwich "obscene"... Hillary Clinton embarrasses self, nation... Bible says Jesus favored capital gains cut... Stay tuned for Hannity and Idiot... Only dorks watch CNN... Jimmy Carter: old, wrinkly, useless... Brad Pitt + Albert Einstein = Dick Cheney... Study: Right wing of chicken healthier...



Thanks to Mike for digging up the second half of the crawl.



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